blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.

"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."

by Arran2 July 7, 2006

blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003

blapse

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

by Canary July 4, 2003

blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

Blapse

When you are getting head from a slag and you pull your dick out and slap there face as hard as you can with your meaty erect cock multiple times

Me: Yo b lemme blapse you real quick

Me: I gave that girl such a good blapse she broke her jaw

by Energy of thy small dick November 19, 2020