Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

Blanketing by silky$ August 10, 2012

Blankening 

The act of choking in big games. To throw 6 plus pickles in multiple championship games. To have your scrotum rise up inside of you when the game is on the line.

We were in the championship game and blanken started blankening. We lost by 50

Blankening by Smoothcriminal21 November 6, 2017

A Blanketing of Hugs 

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket

I love a blanketing of hugs.

A Blanketing of Hugs by Halovex March 15, 2011

Smallpox blanketing 

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.

Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

Smallpox blanketing by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018

bracketting 

when a guy and a girl put their hands and feet together while standing in the form of brackets, but the guy has a long enough dick to have sex with her in the process. then when he has to ejaculate he pulls out and smacks her in the fucking face with it. viagra or cialis is common for this move.

carm:"hey rick what did you do last night"?
rick: i was fucking bracketting this bitch last night.. i left a mark on her forhead.
carm: "oh.. kickass!"

bracketting by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008

Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.

John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"

Blanketing by samworthington May 23, 2010

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

blanketing by P. Aris March 11, 2012