Noun. Broken in a terrible way.
2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.
3. You blanched my computer.
4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.
5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!