blamph 

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

blamph by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

blamph 

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

blamph by pentozali July 6, 2010

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Slanderous Blasphemy by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blampee 

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.

"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!

Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

Blasphamiss 

A woman who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front her.

A woman who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting her own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what she feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what she believes.

this woman was Blasphamiss; Because she has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though she has been through bad things she has realized how to do better and is now using everything she has done wrong, and is now using it to help other people through her business.

Blasphamiss by JohnRay March 4, 2008

Blampire 

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

Blampire by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

Blimph 

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.

Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?

Blimph by moorie74 June 28, 2018