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An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.
"Ah bladen! I failed my test."

"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"
by Companion Cube December 11, 2007

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Bladen: An amazingly talented guy, who loves to tube. He is hard but soft. Nobody ever bugs him...unless they feel thay have lived their life to the fullest.
Gavin:"Wow! Bladen is such an idiot!"

Bladen:"You're dead!"
by Kenny;) February 15, 2012

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A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell
noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight

Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB

noob: um ok...

Bladen: brb, competin' nationally
by big epic and huge fuzzy April 11, 2008

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