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black out sex

After a long night of drinking hard liquer, you fail to remember anything...you wake up with a used condom on your chest and a dirty slut laying next to with no knowledge of anything happening
" Shit,I woke up with this heifer laying next to me and my dick half in her...what happened last night, I think I had black out sex???
black out sex by djcummins21 July 10, 2009
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blackout sex 

when one consumes a large amount of alcohol, and proceeds to have sex with a member of the fairfield lacrosse team. Upon awaking, usually naked, the person has no recollection of the alleged sex, until another member of the lacrosse team informs them later in the day. Also, the person who is the lesser of the drunk is later referred to as blackout sex.
Blackout sex just walked by. She has no idea
blackout sex by Slutnation April 3, 2008

Blackout sex 

Sex (most of the time drunken sex) you have no memory of. You draw a complete blank who you were last night until you face them in the morning.

For futher reference see : american pie beta house
Jacob (calling on a cell in a girls bed): dude i had total blackout sex last night with a total hottie. I think"

2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock
Blackout sex by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018

sexual blackout

getting it done, but not knowing you got it done
A Sexual Blackout can be seen as that fuzzy blur in the back of your head of you and your lady friend the night before. Not being aware of things that were said or done in a sexual way between two or more parties.
sexual blackout by Willy Bones August 1, 2008

sexual blackout dates 

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026