a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.
Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.
by Taraberra April 29, 2011
Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.
I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.
by Furiosa the Accursed June 04, 2016
A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.
I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.
by Vlcfox2222 April 10, 2012
A black man's enormous penis. Also know as a brown rocket (not to be confused with a shit log).
Dude, did you see that guy's dick? It was a Black Mamba!!
by textme November 09, 2011
The act of masterbaiting at least 30 times a day.
Man I got nothing done yesterday, I was being the black mamba
by The mamber April 21, 2011
a flaming homosexual (typically a ginger) that tries to steal someone else's nickname as their own and attempts to get others to get on board
Dude, Brent is such a black mamba. He tried to steal Kobe's nickname and get everyone to use it . He must not like being called Giant Clay Aiken.
by Definitely Not Jennings May 18, 2016
A huge cock, or penis, well over 14 inches. (Usually belonging to someone of the African Decent.)
Some Kid: "Man, all of them girls sure do like Tyrone, I just don't see it."

Me: "Yeah, I heard that he has a Black Mamba up in them pants though."
by The Almighty Vergina December 01, 2010
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