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Black Grapefruit 

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard
Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
Black Grapefruit by Foofners October 30, 2013
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grace black 

Grace is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is usually blonde and beautiful. Never forget her. She will glow up. Date her if you have the chance.
Grace Black is a blonde beauty
grace black by Strawberry155 August 13, 2016

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blackgrape 

A non-consensual act of lovemaking made by a person of colour
Colin blackgraped me until my arse was sore
blackgrape by Payback June 6, 2005

gaper's block 

The holdup in traffic caused by drivers slowing down to see what happened in an accident or other event on the road. See also rubberneck.
The wrecked car was cleared from the road but the traffic was still slowed due to the gaper's block.
gaper's block by J W August 29, 2005

Gaper's Block 

People that slow down when they see an accident in the road just to see what's going on often causing the people behind them to blare their horn at them to move on down the road!

Happens a lot of times on the Interstates and the speed limit is 60-70wpm!
Everytime we head up to Interstate 40 there is a accident on our side of the road and a Gaper's Block is sure to be seen!
Gaper's Block by Gamecocklady October 30, 2013

gaper's block 

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.
Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
gaper's block by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016