bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

bitner

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

by merc October 10, 2004

bitner

to fail miserably in the face of imminent success

I totally bitnered that one up.

by Tim Wilk March 12, 2004

bitner

3. To wrongfully deprive another of something, either via fraud, misrepresentation, or complete bat-shit insanity

Dude, Matel so bitnered Photog from Nathan Bitner!

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

bitner

Roots from Satonic religions. General term used to 'screw people over'.

"Dude, i just got bitnered!"

by God October 10, 2003

bitner

a bitner is a hat like you wear on your head. one of the bucket kind.

these people are idiots its a fricken hat
"hey dont steal my bitner"

by george January 29, 2004

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005