For a woman to shout at a man, bite his head off, or snap at him.
Or when two woman shout, scream, ect. at eachother.
Or when two woman shout, scream, ect. at eachother.
by amy393196 May 26, 2006
Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht April 3, 2014
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 29, 2010
The jamaican art of licking the back of your hand and winding up with a full body backhand to your targets face.
I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.
by Auch07 November 17, 2007
Todd: Awww man i verbally bitchslapped this fat whore yesterday, and today, she got lypo...
Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
by Chris666andahalf March 24, 2007
Identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.
When my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, I gave that dirty whore a Dutch Bitchslap.
by Shitler88 November 21, 2009