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Resting Bitchface
A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015
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Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
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Bitchfax
The detailed dating history of a girl. Bitchfax must include: number of previous owners, "millage," any problems the previous owners experienced, known damages, any modifications done, and all other important relevant information.
"dude that chick in the red dress just eye fucked the shit outa me, I'm gunna go for it"
"bad idea man, I've read her bitchfax..."
"bad idea man, I've read her bitchfax..."
Bitchfax by totes mcgoats September 22, 2009
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Bitchaphobia
Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
Bitchaphobia by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010
resting bitchface syndrome
Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
resting bitchface syndrome by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015