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Life bitch 

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life
Life bitch by Atavistic July 27, 2021

Lil Bitch for Life

A person who will let the joint pass them twice at a party rather than give in to the truth by declaring their true nature of lil bitch (for life)
'Just admit that you're a lil bitch for life, Joao - no judgement here'
Lil Bitch for Life by Afi la jefa January 5, 2021

bitch your whole life 

someone whos a bitch cunt there entire life
your such a bitch your whole life

life is a bitch 

When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle

Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....

Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!

Life's a Bitch 

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."
Life's a Bitch by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!
DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".