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Loose Coochie Bitch 

A bitch of the loose cootchie variety is one of the sluttiest manners mankind has ever seen. Loose coochie bitches are sluts, whores, and females with a generally loose vagina.
See that slut over there?
Yeah.
She's a loose coochie bitch.

coochie bitch 

A man who makes fun of another person for being a prude when he is on the same level of bitchyness.
Wow, Zach is such a coochie bitch. He just made fun of me for being a prude when he is even bigger of a prude.

Nasty ass coochie bitch 

Any whore who'll give you V.D.
She's a nasty ass coochie bitch

coach class bitch 

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
I need to find me a coach class bitch
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026