person 2: i call bitch seat
person 3: why would you call bitch seat you queer?
person 2: you are right, that was stupid of me
Person 2: Dammit. Shotgun cobain! (back left seat)
Person 3: Shotgun back right hand!
Person 4: Ahh c'mon guys, i always get the bitch seat!
Person 3: Sucked in dude.