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26 definitions by Bozz Hawg

 
1.
a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do
Gigolos sometimes receive gifts in lieu of payment for services, for example a Rolex or a Mercedes.
by Bozz Hawg June 04, 2004
 
2.
What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.
After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!
by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004
 
3.
a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick
Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!
by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004
 
4.
When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.
Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
 
5.
I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 07, 2004
 
6.
an Englishman or Scot who likes to attend football games pissed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance
That stupid cunt is wearing the other team's shirt! Let's break his fucking kneecaps!
by Bozz Hawg June 04, 2004
 
7.
a mediocre rock-rap band
Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004