Bishop's University 

Kick ass university in Lennoxville, Quebec, all the cool kids go there. It was also the location where the movie The Covenant was filmed.

Person 1: I wanna go to Bishop's University.
Person 2: Who doesn't? That school is so awsome.

Bishop's University by checkmatey69 January 1, 2012

Bishop's Massage 

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

Bishop's Massage by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

Bishop's Licence by hydraulis November 19, 2011

Bishop's Itchington

Bishop's Itchington is a small rural village located about 6.5 miles east of Royal Leamington Spa. It is a well known fact that at least 99.9% of the population of Bishop's Itchington is made up of inbreeds. Everyone in Bishop's Itchington is some how related.

Person1-Stop saying shit about my cousin.
Person2-You're from Bishop's Itchington, everyone is your cousin!

Bishop's Itchington by coolcallumdefinitions November 30, 2011

Bishop's Stortford 

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

Bishop's Stortford by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

bishop's dilemma 

bish-uhp's di-lem-uh

n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams

Check out that guy's bishop's dilemma! Oh shit! He got himself in the eye.

bishop's dilemma by Chris H. & Pip R. March 20, 2007

Bishop's Fist

When a male is about to reach orgasm, his partner holds his "bishop" in one hand while making a fist with the other. Upon ejaculation, the partner punches the bishop in the head and the male has a religious experience and begins speaking in tongues.

"I gave Kenny his first Bishop's Fist last night... He won't return any of my calls. Do you think I hurt his feelings?"

Bishop's Fist by kurblot November 9, 2009