biscutitis 

Biscutitis is defined as the condition when your biscut or tits have not been fondled/ touched except for the sole purpose of cleaning maybe part of ablution /bath, leaving you crabby as a female dog in heat.

Doc's in bed with a heated body and dry mouth and pain in body which may be symptoms of acute Biscutitis

biscutitis by Meljodi January 15, 2015

ace biscuits 

A new way to say something is really great. (via Mr James May)

How do you like my new shirt?

It's really great! Ace Biscuits!

ace biscuits by VintageB May 24, 2016

Biscuitian 

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.

John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.

Biscuitian by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Spitting Biscuits 

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

Biscuitian 

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.

John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.

Biscuitian by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.

Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.

Hill biscuits by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Biscuits and stimulating conversation by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019