the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.

He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.

the birdcatcher by general census July 4, 2011

Baldsnatchery 

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.

The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.

Baldsnatchery by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

birdwatcher 

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008

birdwatcher 

poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers

"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers".

young jeezy

birdwatcher by jeremy green June 22, 2007

Birdwatcher 

Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.

I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.

Birdwatcher by audreydds April 20, 2011

Birdwatcher 

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get.
2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out.
3. Prez

as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan

What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.

Birdwatcher by Soupy Campbell December 28, 2008

birdwatcher 

a guy who hangs out in public bathrooms to look at other guys penis.

10 empty urinals and the damn birdwatcher is gonna come pee right next to me.

birdwatcher by mademan007 October 11, 2008