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waste of biomass 

A term used to refer to someone who is so stupid and pointless that their existance is a waste. It literally means that the organic matter that makes up their body could have ben put to -much- better use, such as maybe making a few cats, or some bugs, or even a few trillion bacteria, all of which would be more beneficial to the earth than the sorry excuse for a human being referred to.
Most of the kids at my school are nothing but big wastes of biomass.
waste of biomass by RZ October 5, 2003
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Bio-mess 

An euphemism for diarrhea-shitting through your sweat pants while driving a rental car.
Yo, Enterprise is gonna be pissed. You know that Toyota Yaris I rented to drive to the anime and furry convention? Bro, I straight up left a bio-mess in that B. Not sure if I should tell them and risk being charged a shart fee or just clean it up as best I can and hope they don't notice the smell.
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Used in two forms, the former used more popularly;

1. Kg/m^2 of living materials in an ecosystem

2. Mob of people, population
Dude, look at that huge biomass of mutant radioactive zombies!
biomass by suicidoll June 11, 2006
place where animals live,
A major biotic community characterized by the dominant forms of plant life and the prevailing climate
the biomes of the polar bear is the Northern pole
biomes by Mahmoud AbdelWhab March 19, 2010
I just did a huge biomass at the National Gallery toilet.
biomass by P3 EDay 2 April 28, 2010

biomassy 

A person who practices the art of bullshitting, messing and fooling around or talking shit. The inspiration came from Edison's final year thesis.
Nigel is biomassing around hence, he is an official member of the biomassy.

Hey mark, stop pulling a biomassy on Kevin and let's be serious here.
biomassy by biomassy September 6, 2017
When all that's left of you is your body, and your soul has evacuated... i.e. to perish, to die, often by ones own hand. Often cited in the videogame 'EVE Online' due to an affect that happens to your character when it dies, resulting in a corpse floating in space with the item category: 'biomass'.
Person 1: Hey, I just spent my last 2$ to my name on a lottery ticket and got nothing back... can you hook me up with a smoke?
Person 2: Bro, just Biomass.
biomass by M0tan April 11, 2017