Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?
Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!
8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.
Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?
Woman two: Uhh Yeah
Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed
Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!