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Bimbobeests 

A group of College Freshmen Girls who all go out together. This group, or 'herd', moves in a pack, smelling like cheap vodka and giggling vapidly every 5 seconds. A bimbobeest in its natural habitat, roaming the streets looking for parties, is incapable of independent thought, adopting instead a hive mind with the other members of its herd. Bimbobeests are easily recognized by their signature catcalls, "Oh My God, you're such a slut" and "I think that guy's hot, do you?" Bimbobeest migration can sometimes occur, with herds of these fascinating creatures abandoning their traditional College habitats in order to temporarily move into large urban centers, gathering around large waterholes known as 'Clubs' or 'Bars'. Bimbobeests engage in strange rituals including a fierce adoration of One Direction, Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift (and ignoring the consensus that these artists, in fact, suck), and a strange tendency to Instagram any random object the herd comes across in its travels
"I went out on Friday and ran into a herd of Bimbobeests. I was terrified!"
Bimbobeests by rumarc March 28, 2013

bimbonetics

bimbonetics (bim boh net iks) NOUN. The science or manufacture of artificially stupid women.
My God, are all the Ford girls that dumb? Their dad must be doctor of bimbonetics.
bimbonetics by Maxhole June 18, 2009

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart 

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.
"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

Bimbolette 

A young girl between the ages of 9-25 showing bimbo-like characteristics. Commonly mistaken with a bimbo which is a women after the bimbolette stages of life. Usually not very intelligent.
Guy1:You see that bimbo over there?
Guy2:No, man. That's a bimbolette.

Guy1:She just smacked a little kid.
Bimbolette by MrSnow1900 November 20, 2009

bimbolectual 

A bimbo who thinks she is or pretends to be intellectual. This word was first coined by Garima Bhatt on 24th Feb 2016 to describe the annoying pseudo-intellectual tribe of NDTV reporters. Some prominent specimens include Nidhi Razdan, Sunetra Choudhury and the mother of all bimbolectuals- Barkha Dutt.
Nidhi is such a bimbolectual, she pronounces 'sycophancy' as Psycho-fancy.

Sunetra asked bimbolectually, "Who is Kamlesh Tiwati?"
Barkha crossed all lines of bimbolectualism when she declared her method of investive journalism was to hang out with the accused in their rooms and ask them if they've "done it".
When a person uses the words “bimblet” it means your a stupid dumb fagot or you’re acting sus, so stop being a bimblet
Yeah Jeff was being such a bimblet
Bimblet by The_toe$_ Yummy April 18, 2020