Eyes are bigger than your dick 

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

Eyes are bigger than your dick by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

We is bigger than you 

From "We is bigger than me." a phrase used by management to shake down the workers for charity. Both sentences carry the same threat " pay up or face retaleation." You would think that well off management putting the arm on workers who aren't making it as things are now would be wrong, but as it is for a good cause it is ok.

The clowns up stairs lost over a million bucks last year, I don't think the money they squeezed out of us with their "We is bigger than you " drive covered it.

We is bigger than you by wjc December 21, 2009

eyes bigger than belly 

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

eyes bigger than belly by Online Fan February 2, 2017

Bigger Than Christmas 

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

Bigger Than Christmas by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

bigger than Stuttgart 

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

bigger than Stuttgart by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

ain't bigger than a minute 

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.

"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"

ain't bigger than a minute by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

my penis is bigger than yours by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014