big black dildo

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

big black dildo by Kelof June 11, 2008

big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

big green dildo by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021

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big rubber dildo

big rubber fake cock

the thing under my bed

big rubber dildo by eyes September 7, 2004

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Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

Big fucken dildo in your ass by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019

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big dild

A popular term beginning to catch on in the Western United States, used as an substitute interjection for "YEE-haw!" for non-cowboys.

John, waving to David: "BIG DILD!!"
David, reciprocating: "BIG DILD!!"

big dild by jason_tha_bestest August 6, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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