Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!
by clarkcunt January 9, 2009
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1: a big girl who stinks and dates a lot of people, the girl may or may not be retarded
That Emily Acosta is really a big dumb hoe
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used to describe a stupid situation or object
"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"
by KDHinSTL July 15, 2008
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