The worst kind of oral sex. Could be due to any number of reasons, but it ends up being so bad that you just wish it never started. Like rubbing your junk in sand.
That hot chick I took home last night? Yeah... She had no idea wtf she was doing. Gave some of the worst bufflehead I've ever had.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.