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1. whitney biennial
when a male ejaculates wildly on an individual's back, resulting in an "artistic" design reminiscent of the modern art featured at the Whitney Biennial.

named as such because the 2008 whitney biennial was universally panned by critics for its self-aware, art-school pretentiousness. the sperm whitney biennial is very pollack-nouveau.
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male: "oh, it's beautiful"
partner: "REALLY?"
male: "yeah, beautiful like the whitney biennial."
2. bidaily
Occuring twice per day, just as biannual means occuring twice per year.

The bi- prefix on bidaily means "divides into two," so that bidaily events occur twice each day.

See also bidiem. Similar to biennial whose latin bi- prefix bi- means "two," so bidiem means "every two days."
I set the task to run bidaily in crontab.
3. bidiem
Occuring every two days, just as biennial means occuring twice per year.

Similar to biennial whose latin bi- prefix bi- means "two," so bidiem means "every two days."

See also bidaily. The bi- prefix on bidaily means "divides into two," so that bidaily events occur twice each day.
I need you to report bidiem, every other day.
4. turnip
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
I ate a turnip.

or

I looked at my turnip to tell the time.
by Jack Byers Feb 24, 2004 add a video
5. weed
An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
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by deathtobees Oct 2, 2004 add a video
6. Sigma Alpha Epsilon
A group of young men dedicated to changing not only there communities but the world around them through their good deeds and character.

Founded: March 9, 1856; University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa

Mission Statement: The mission of Sigma Alpha Epsilon is to promote the highest standards of friendship, scholarship, and service for our members based upon the ideals set forth by our Founders and as specifically enunciated in our creed.

Membership: The Fraternity resides on college and university campuses, as a guest of the host institution. The current structure includes more than 8,200 undergraduates at more than 225 chapters in 47 states and Canada. Alumni are active in more than 75 alumni associations.

Governance Structure: The organization is governed through a five-person executive board (Supreme Council) that is elected at biennial conventions. An executive director (Eminent Supreme Recorder) supervises a staff of approximately 28 at the Fraternity Service Center in Evanston, Illinois, and eight regional directors. The United States and Canada are divided into 29 regions (provinces) overseen by regional volunteers called province archons. Each chapter is required to have an active chapter adviser.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Foundation: The SAE Foundation was established in 1927 to create programs that promote the highest ideals of academic and personal development. The existing programs include named scholarships, a student-loan program and the international...
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7. sigma alpha epsilon
A group of young men dedicated to changing not only there communities but the world around them through their good deeds and character.

Founded: March 9, 1856; University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa

Mission Statement: The mission of Sigma Alpha Epsilon is to promote the highest standards of friendship, scholarship, and service for our members based upon the ideals set forth by our Founders and as specifically enunciated in our creed.

Membership: The Fraternity resides on college and university campuses, as a guest of the host institution. The current structure includes more than 8,200 undergraduates at more than 225 chapters in 47 states and Canada. Alumni are active in more than 75 alumni associations.

Governance Structure: The organization is governed through a five-person executive board (Supreme Council) that is elected at biennial conventions. An executive director (Eminent Supreme Recorder) supervises a staff of approximately 28 at the Fraternity Service Center in Evanston, Illinois, and eight regional directors. The United States and Canada are divided into 29 regions (provinces) overseen by regional volunteers called province archons. Each chapter is required to have an active chapter adviser.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon Foundation: The SAE Foundation was established in 1927 to create programs that promote the highest ideals of academic and personal development. The existing programs include named scholarships, a student-loan program and the international Leade...
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