1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.

-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

bitchtits by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012

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Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

Metric Bitchtit by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

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bitchtit

A derivitive of bitch. Commonly used in circles where the word bitch has lost most of its meaning from over use.

A bitchtit is:
1. (n) A person who lacks all good qualities (i.e. A scenester/DDR freak/a jock)
2. (n)Literal: The tit of a bitch, or female dog.
3. A exclamation, see fuck, balls, shitfuck, ishboo

"That F-ing scenester kid is such a dirty bitchtit!"

bitchtit by Ishboo June 28, 2006

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Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

Bitchtits by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

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