Bloatlord 

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

Bloatlord by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

Bloatlord 

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

Bloatlord by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

boatload 

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

boatload by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

Blortload by VetR April 2, 2008

Bloatlord 

Term originating from bodybuilders that have Palumboism which is an abnormally large gut that appears to be made of muscle in which occurs from insulin and steroid abuse. Modern usage stems from a lifter named Kyriakos Grizzly which is a broad wide man with tons of muscle and fat mass who does unconventional lifts with heavy amounts of weight. Bloat lord can be used to describe a person who lifts heavy weights and is extremely bloated in the stomach and fat all around but also huge with muscle. These guys are the real mass monsters of the planet, people that would fall into the bloat lord category for example: Levan Saginashvili, Iranian Hulk, Kyriakos Grizzly, Jay cutler (off season), Big Lenny, Ian Carnegie.

Friend: Holy shit that guy is moving 400kg with his arms
Me: Damn look at that build what a bloatlord
Friend: One day ill become a bloatlord and prove my mom wrong
Me: My family doesnt love me
Friend: Summer of 2007 i saw a group of 4 men carry a women off and i didn't do anything about it.

Bloatlord by virginmasterwizardman June 30, 2022

GOATLOAD 

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.

Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150

GOATLOAD by THE POSSUM September 19, 2006

boatload 

A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.

John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.

boatload by Alex Q May 13, 2005