beuford

crazy old white redneck that lives in Midlothian Il; phone # is 535-7648! HAHAHAHAHA! ask for jamal. say uve got his drugs.

Beuford:
Your no good. I told u already, i will bash your face in. There aint no goddamn jamal here u mexicans.

You:
But, I have his drugs! Beuford your a crazy old redneck

by Nate, Jim, Bill, Borg May 7, 2005

big beuford

A big Penis with a giant load squirting out.

You know when your jerking off and some goes all in your eye or hits the ceiling... or gets in your hair I call that a big beuford

by Atown999 September 15, 2008

beuford butt-buster

The act of motor boating one's anus, usually in a licentious manner. A close relative of the rim job.

Bill beuford butt-busted Bob in a bar.

by excusemyasshole February 1, 2010

Alabama chunky beuford

A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).

She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...

by grenfellorama December 16, 2009