crazy old white redneck that lives in Midlothian Il; phone # is 535-7648! HAHAHAHAHA! ask for jamal. say uve got his drugs.
Beuford:
Your no good. I told u already, i will bash your face in. There aint no goddamn jamal here u mexicans.
You:
But, I have his drugs! Beuford your a crazy old redneck
Your no good. I told u already, i will bash your face in. There aint no goddamn jamal here u mexicans.
You:
But, I have his drugs! Beuford your a crazy old redneck
by Nate, Jim, Bill, Borg May 7, 2005
You know when your jerking off and some goes all in your eye or hits the ceiling... or gets in your hair I call that a big beuford
by Atown999 August 29, 2006
The act of motor boating one's anus, usually in a licentious manner. A close relative of the rim job.
by excusemyasshole February 2, 2010
A sex act where the woman vomits between her tits, followed by the man having some tittie sex. Replacement of vomit with feces results in the chili dog (see chili dog).
She gave me the Alabama chunky beuford...
by grenfellorama December 16, 2009