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jeff bettencourt

He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
jeff:my name jeff i am a teacher .He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.JEFF BETTENCOURT IS A TEACHER A NICE 1
jeff bettencourt by maiwaifu December 18, 2017

Nuno Bettencourt

Lead guitarist for the band Extreme whomakes some killer riffs and virtuosic solos.
Extreme couldn't have a better guitarist than Nuno Bettencourt

stanley bettencourt 

An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.
Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.

betancourt 

betancourt very sexy name for all type of people
"that is a very betancourt man"
betancourt by sbspsalvador January 16, 2008

Betancourt Effect 

Seemingly mindless and uncontrollable event/movement/or person. Originated from the attention garnered by Ingrid Betancourt in 2008 despite the fact that she did nothing to deserve honors or such massive attention.
"They just gave Billy a car! He always got the Betancourt Effect because he was the first born"

The mild rumors that US beef had mad cow disease were under the Betancourt Effect when people started to violently protest in South Korea
Betancourt Effect by NOMASFARC August 5, 2008

Alex Betancourt 

The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
Bro, Alex Betancourt just fucked my girlfriend and got her pregnant.
Alex Betancourt by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019