Top Definition
An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.
Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.
by Barack Obama May 21, 2014
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