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my bowels are betraying me 

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
Beraving is the act of obsessing over a thing, idea, or person to a scary extent. It takes over your entire life and free time. You cannot stop thinking about it in any way, nomatter how hard you try.
I'm still beraving over Aaron so badly that I couldn't go to sleep last night thinking about him.
beraving by Zoe January 3, 2005
Petraying is a verb used to describe someone who really pisses someone else off. The comment is usually made online by someone with severe dyslexia or attempting to type upside down. It first because popular (probably because it wasn't even a term before) when the hit YouTube stars of the "Yogscast" stumbled upon it in there popular Minecraft commentary "The Infected Part 2 - The Nether Circle ".
"He Is Petraying EVERYONE Oh That Sick Son of A Bitch Ill Get Him Back Ok Take The Back Exit"
Petraying by The one who is not us December 7, 2012

straw benrying 

The act of sticking one man's fist up another man's urethra opening.
-no homo
We were straw benrying so hard last night, I piss like a cannon.
straw benrying by NoHomoSapien June 24, 2014

betsying out 

going crazy and speaking to bert when he isnt really there.
we woke up and she was betsying out and flushing her ipod.
betsying out by kissi April 13, 2009

dingle-berrying 

The act of communicating using your Blackberry device while taking a dump.
"I just got a message from Tim, but he's not in his office."

"He's in the john. I think he's dingle-berrying you."