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(n) a vagina that posseses a foul, or "stanky," odor
Everyone on the elevator could smell the woman's bert.
by TheSandMannn October 12, 2011
a man whore; a man who plays with your emotions; a person who flips problems onto you when its really their fault; a person who you would take back anyways; a really bad name.
A man cheats on a girl, let's name her butterfly
Butterfly: Did you cheat on me?
Bert: Why you always accusing me of doin you wrong babe?
by jpthebutterfly March 11, 2010
Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.
Get off my lawn you Bért wearing pot head!
by Pete the Goat September 25, 2010
n: A little piece of shit that no one likes because he's a fucking dick sucker who thinks everything is under him. A Bert will often feel the need to critique anything you happen to say near him. On the plus side a Bert is a very intelligent person who can do many things that others can't. A Bert is very prideful in who they are despite who others may think of them.

v: A Bert is the action of over correcting something in an uncalled for manner. Often times this action is repetitive and continues without the persons consent.
Person: I was looking at Disney the other day...
Bert: Oh Disney sucks, and you know why...
Person: No Bert, why don't you tell us
Bert: Because Walt Disney is Hitler...
Person: Bert just stop.
Bert: Let me finish (insert chuckle)...without his mustache, and to work at Disney you need to surround yourself with white supremacist if you want to stand out. (insert chuckle)
by League of Hating Bert the LHB! November 06, 2011
Falling asleep on XBOX Live, preferably in a party with your friends.
Where happened to Joe?
He probably pulled a bert with his hand in a bag of chips.

You better not do a bert again tonight.
by fathony marshall September 26, 2011
what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn
"stop pulling a Bert"
by hansolo314 October 12, 2011
another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie
hey, i can i get a bert from you?
by italianstallionmb August 18, 2010