Bernankified 

Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.

I met a cute chick, but she was so bernankified that I couldn't see a future, so I dropped her.

Bernankified by BradPP October 27, 2012

Bernanke's beard 

An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.

We're going to have to comb Bernanke's beard to find out what really happened.

Bernanke's beard by Expereal January 11, 2012

Ben Bernanke 

Only one part of the existing financial crisis. His, and many others', decisions have put this planet's monetary system in a world of shit.

Alan Grayson: Who got the money?
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.

Ben Bernanke by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Bernanke 

(Burr-nank-ee, Burr-nank-ee-in)
adjective, verb, Bernanke, Bernankein’

1) Bookworming when decisive action is needed.

2) Not in touch with current realities.

3) An incompetent person, given an important task.

1.
You: I’ll go to the library and see if I can find a book on “how to put out a fire” then I’ll come back and try to put out the house fire.
Me: Yeah, go Bernanke it.

2.
You: And that’s the way it is.
Me: You be Bernanke.

2 and 3.
You: I’m on top of that situation.
Me: Don’t be Bernankein’.
3.
You: I’ll let him take charge of that.
Me: Don’t let Bernanke touch nothin’.

Bernanke by Bee to da' A March 10, 2008

bernanke 

1) The reciprocal of a google. 10^-100. The smallest named number.
2) a very small number.

The federal funds rate was lowered to a bernanke.

bernanke by b_physics_guy July 15, 2009

Ben Bernanke 

He's a magician, a furious magician. He wants your teeth for the federal reserve, because he's cutting interest rates in half, and he needs your teeth for his lonely hearts club band.

"I need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band. Ben Bernanke. I'm a magician!"

Ben Bernanke by Count_Fuzzball January 15, 2009

bergenfield high school 

Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.

Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?

Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.

Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..

bergenfield high school by SmackTownJerd November 22, 2013