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The act of ejaculating on ones bed while sleeping. Also called a wet dream.

Having many men come into your room, and masterbate on you while you sleep. Also called sleepy bukkake.
I just had my first bedskeet you guys! Puberty has finally hit me, in the form of a bedskeet!

Crap! A bunch of drunk guys bedskeeted on me. I will never sleep during another one of shaquanda's party again.
bedskeet by Joey Kangaroo July 16, 2008
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broskeezee 

broh-skee-zee (noun)--what the biggest douchebag in the world calls his male friends
Sup broskeezee?
broskeezee by nbakuchev July 13, 2010

Broskeeza 

A close friend or (Bro) who tends to hangout with various cliques of other guys outside your true crew!
Man, Austin! You'sa broskeeza fo that one! Why you been hanging with those niglets down at popeys chicken. Nothing is wrong with chilling with your true bromos talking about how BET is bull shi* because we dont have WET.
Broskeeza by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026