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beswizzled 

A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.
"How's it going?" "I just drank half a bottle of Vodka, so I'm a little beswizzled."
beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012
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Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014

bernizzles 

A person who wears cool shoes, has cool parents, and gets buzz cuts every once in awhile. A bernizzles likes girls and likes to eat.
Oh my Gosh, that man is a bernizzles, look at his shoes!
bernizzles by wonderwave March 26, 2010

bandizzle 

handkerchief, bandana, or "flag," used either as a preppy fashion statement or to affiliate oneself with as gang, very much in the manner as "put yo' hood up"
niggas wear bandizzles cause the colors match they clothes, get caught in the wrong hood they get filled up with holes, nigga
bandizzle by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003
To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement
I bejizzled your mom.
bejizzle by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Bejizzled 

Cumming on someone and then throwing glitter in it.
I bejizzled my girlfriend to ring in the new year. She now looks like a disco ball!
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018