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Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
by Matt January 26, 2005

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