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A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.
by Marillionfan June 25, 2011

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The word benger is used to describe someone sexy and awesome (that likes ponies). the individual that is called Benger is also very good in CS:GO, much better than "Bengerungen". which is a short Ginger person and only sit on his arse and play CS:GO all day, but he can never be as good as Benger him self.
Hello beng/benger.
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Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.
by Jay C June 02, 2004

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Benger can be used in many different contexts, it is a small village in wiltshire which nobody likes called sutton benger. Benger can be used instead of a swear word.
Oh for Benger sake
I need to take a benger
Benger off
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