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1. vergelimbo
The rare position of being upon the dual precipice of greatness and abject failure.
Everyone recognized his impressive talent, but his vergelimbo attitude worried his closest friends who feared he could at any moment achieve tremendous fame or failure.
2. Goodwin
To get an amazing reward despite abject failure
The economy has tanked but boardroom and bankers pay has been one goodwin after another
3. The Independence Day
When you try again despite the first result being abject failure. As seen in at the end of the movie Independence Day when Bill Pullman tries to shoot the alien mother-ship again despite the first attempt utterly failing.
After this girl failed to call him back, he tried to pull The Independence Day by calling her again. Unlike the satisfying ending to the movie it didn't end well.
4. john prescott
Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!
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5. decider
1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.
6. shameonaise
Ejaculated semen after solo masturbation. Named after the feelings of guilt and despair at current situation associated with the period occuring immediately after secretion.
FROM A DIARY:

As I scooped the shameonaise out of my belly button, I realised that the twenty four years of my life have been nothing but failure after abject failure.
7. britain
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.

The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.

Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.

Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.

Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be ...
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