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1.
(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!
by keyshaw May 14, 2004
 
2.
What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.
The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
 
3.
Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.

Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Hello, my name is Ben.... Ben Dover. You're very naughty.... (forces digit into victim's rectum).
by Turku Bentu July 03, 2006
 
4.
A common name used in a crank call.
"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
 
5.
What our President has caused us to do.
My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.
by Flappy February 06, 2005
 
6.
a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be fucked
usually used by a male to a female
bend over bitch
by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009
 
7.
the best fake name ever.
Hi, Im Dr. Ben Dover, I'll be conducting your examination today.
by Dr. Ben Dover November 19, 2007