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mushroom beltbuckle

When you have a boner and you tuck it up against your body and the head of your penis sticks out above your jeans
Oh gross!!! I cant see your mushroom beltbuckle!!!
mushroom beltbuckle by B.333 July 27, 2011

redneck beltbuckle

The act of securing the shaft of the penis, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.
When i woke up this morning with morningwood, I decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.
redneck beltbuckle by willy706 October 14, 2010

Australian Beltbuckle 

Testicles hanging over the top of one's pants as a prank
Person 1: Hey, I just got back from Australia, would you like to see the belt buckle I got there?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: *Exposes testicles*
Person 2: Oh god!
Person 1: That's my Australian Beltbuckle. It comes from down under.
Australian Beltbuckle by Lex Loci November 13, 2009

canadian beltbuckle 

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.
I was sitting there and out of nowhere I got a boner! So I readjusted to the Canadian Beltbuckle and nobody saw a thing! :)

Canandian Beltbuckle 

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.
"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

mistletoe beltbuckle 

Just think about it.
I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.