the messiah of bellywhackers 

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.

"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"

the messiah of bellywhackers by Alex7 June 1, 2007

ballyshannon middle school 

this is the place you dont want to be as every sport here is crap the kids are assholes and the teachers here make money off of prostitution . id rather commit scooter ankle 69 times then blind my self with a flashlight and top it all off with cutting my balls off

wanna go to hell? no i go to ballyshannon middle school

ballyshannon middle school by my backscratcher December 2, 2018

Ballyshannon Middle School 

This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT

Ballyshannon middle school is hell

Ballyshannon Middle School by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021

bellshabob

A bellshabob doesn't have a solid definition. Originally designed as a shish-ka-bob of bells. Normally used in the phrase "You bet your bellshabobs" as an affirmative. If asked for the definition, you must give an outrageous answer that's never been used before.

"Hey Sarah, you wanna go to the mall?"
"You bet your bellshabobs."
"...okay..."

"Hey Joe, what's a bellshabob?"
"A rare type of STD that looks like gold chickenpox on your dick."

bellshabob by hakuraimaru December 3, 2011

bellywhacker 

The act of diving/jumping into a pool, only to painfully hit the water stomach-first, often creating a loud crack noise and an even bigger splash. Somehow, every person present will notice if you do one.

"Ooh! That bellywhacker had to hurt!"

bellywhacker by Alex7 June 1, 2007

bellyshit 

Bellyshit (n.) – digested food which weighs heavy in the abdomen prior to expulsion, sometimes amassing after a large, fried meal.

"I feel like I’m holdin’ in about at least a gallon of bellyshit."

"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "

"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."

"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."

bellyshit by Friar Gloam December 7, 2009

Bellshaft 

Another word for a person who is a dick. More playful and abstract than the word dick, also used to describe someone when they do a silly or dickish thing.
Can also used to describe a silly or stupid action.

He's a bit of a bellshaft.
You're acting like a bellshaft.
That was a bit of a bellshaft thing to do.

Bellshaft by Chasey. September 13, 2011