The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.

I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.

by Barsinister September 4, 2006

Bellow

the noise an angry viking warrior makes; also the way lumberjacks speak

The viking warrior bellowed at his army to attack.

by Kaity Renn August 24, 2008

Buckhorn Bellow

Screaming your own name as loudly as possible rather than your partner's (or anyone else's) at the height of a primal orgasm for the purpose of both perplexing them and congratulating yourself for a job well done.

Sally: "You won't believe what Dave yelled out while we were having sex last night."
Jane: "Oh no...did he scream another persons name?"
Sally: "No, he Buckhorn Bellowed. Apparently he was proud of his work."

by Otis Nice August 22, 2018

Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.

After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.

by E. Barlow November 20, 2014

Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato March 20, 2012

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 24, 2019

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 26, 2011