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Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.
Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.
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When referring to a Bellatrix Lestrange/Voldemort pairing from the Harry Potter series
I was reading a Bellamort fanfiction in which Bellatrix and Voldemort make out with each other!

Harry Potter
Bellamort by ScoroseFTW December 29, 2011

Bellometti 

he was a ferocious bellometti
Bellometti by Rodger. December 13, 2010

Bellakera 

Bellakera is when two or more person are gonna do something sexual like (perriar and ragiarse) this word is very used in Puerto Rico yo can say to a men “bellako” and to a woman “bellaka” also yo can sa bellako or bellaka when something is lit or fresh
Diablo my g q clase de bellakera me di con ella”
“Estas bellako “
“Esas Jordan están bellakas”
Bellakera by N U M B October 6, 2018
Harry Potter fanfiction term where Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort are a couple, having sex, and or have feelings for one another
Bellatrix and Voldemort have so gotten it on! Hence the term Bellamort.
One Of those Cycling helmets that look like bellends
On The Tour De France They All Wear Bellmets
bellmet by Jon Morrell August 7, 2005

Bellamyitis 

Illness only contractable in the slums of Cardiff, Newcastle and the east end of Glasgow.

Symptons include: a hunched back, shrunken penis and high-pitched voice.
He caught Bellamyitis and was never the same again.
Bellamyitis by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005