believe it or not 

1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.

Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!

believe it or not by Edward Dow March 3, 2008

believe it!

The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.

In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.

"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"

believe it! by Narutarded September 16, 2006

i can't believe it's not butterface 

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

i can't believe it's not butterface by Kyle JC January 13, 2008

I STILL can't believe it's not butter! 

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

I STILL can't believe it's not butter! by Chesspiece#1 July 6, 2010

believe it 

The ultimate and highest confirmation of truth. Coined by Naruto, who says it at the end of every other sentence.

The admins over at my boards just sporked their own mods for no reason, believe it!

believe it by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

think it believe it achieve it 

you can do anything if you think you can and believe you can

bob said we cant beat them i said hey think it believe it achieve it

think it believe it achieve it by thunderbaseball May 25, 2009

Believe It 

In my honest opinion, the most annoying phase. It is used by the main character of the anime/manga Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki. The phase is more often used in the first arc of the original Naruto anime, but scares off people who haven't watched the anime. It is only used in the English dubs. Narutards use the phase at the end of sentences, like the hero of the anime, Naruto.

...Meanwhile, in an anime forum...

*Person 1 is posting on a Death Note area*

Person 1: I'm gonna be Kazekage! Believe it!

Person 2: STFU. Go back to your Naruto area.

Person 1 got warned once by Person 2. Reason: For being off-topic in the Death Note area. Please, if you want to join the Narutards, go to the Naruto area. There's role plays waiting to be joined.

Believe It by MisaTange July 9, 2009