Cheesy bellend 

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Belen 

A Belen is a person you can't help but look at all the time. Her beauty is breath taking but invisible to her. She has the most beautiful smile take seems to lift your spirits just by looking at it. She has amazing dark brown hair that seems to glow with life every time she moves. Her eyes are so deep it is as though your looking into the ocean, they are so gentle and open as though you could just fall inside. Her laugh makes you want to be the person she laughs with, so lively and bright that its almost impossible not to laugh with her. A Belen is someone that you can share your troubles with and she will understand without any doubt or questioning. Someday I hope I get the courage to talk to a Belen.

Sarah: Belen is such an amazing person I wish I was friends with her.
Lacy: She is amazing her presence brings more light into the world.

Belen by lordbibble March 29, 2016

Belen 

The most beautiful girl in the world. You will fall in love instantly with this girl. Her laugh brightens your day. Her smile will make you know that everything is okay. You'll love her more then anything in the whole world caus how could you not. Just look at how beautiful she is. Inside and out. How could you not love her.

Person 1: Hey who's that girl?

Me: Oh Belen? just the love of my life.

Belen by Just a bagel July 11, 2016

Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

Bellend by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

bergen joke by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

Boisterous bellend by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery 

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

bellendery by GfL March 5, 2013