Idiot- Can I get likes bcuz it's mAh bday :)
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Replies-Like Beggar, Why do u need likes for, U like begging
by WhatTheOof1337 February 23, 2019
That jive talking cat short changed me. I asked and asked all week and he finally agreed to give up a dozen of them things but he only gave me eleven. When I asked him about it he said, "Well that right there is a beggar's dozen my boy. Beggars can't be choosers, don't ya know."
by bjinfo October 22, 2007
To defy or go beyond what is believable. Something so extraordinary that it can’t be believed or described coherently, almost sounding impossible or insane.
To think that within 15 years humans will not only have visited Mars, but possibly even begun the process of colonizing our solar system is just beggar's belief.
by madoliva January 27, 2016
The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.
Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Guys who have no clue and no real concept on how to get a girls interest. They spend most of their time on facebook posting lame messages on girl’s walls/ photos in a desperate attempt to get laid. Some women MAY find this entertaining but 9 times out of 10 that’s all they find it...entertaining.
Sounding like a lame ass geek on a girl’s facebook page WILL NOT increase your chances of getting laid, in fact you have probably decreased your chance.
A pussy beggar can also be spotted as the guy who has a lack of male friends. Do not be fooled into thinking that they are some sort of Romeo and are getting laid. In fact they are classed as the ‘gay best friend’ by each and every female friend he has.
In addition to this, a pussy beggar can be identified as the guy who flops on his friends when a girl calls him and says she wants to link. He’s the guy who picks up the girl from the other side of London and drops her home just so he can say he gave her a lift. What he doesn’t know is that whilst he was staying up awake driving, she was on her blackberry bbming some next guy who is gonna fuck her brains out once she’s back at her yard. Finally, he is the guy who snitches on his friends who have more than one girl on the go and is jealous due to the lack of pussy he is getting.
Furthermore, if you are aware of any pussy beggars in your circle of friends please tell him to change his ways as he is an embarrassment to every man on the planet.
Sounding like a lame ass geek on a girl’s facebook page WILL NOT increase your chances of getting laid, in fact you have probably decreased your chance.
A pussy beggar can also be spotted as the guy who has a lack of male friends. Do not be fooled into thinking that they are some sort of Romeo and are getting laid. In fact they are classed as the ‘gay best friend’ by each and every female friend he has.
In addition to this, a pussy beggar can be identified as the guy who flops on his friends when a girl calls him and says she wants to link. He’s the guy who picks up the girl from the other side of London and drops her home just so he can say he gave her a lift. What he doesn’t know is that whilst he was staying up awake driving, she was on her blackberry bbming some next guy who is gonna fuck her brains out once she’s back at her yard. Finally, he is the guy who snitches on his friends who have more than one girl on the go and is jealous due to the lack of pussy he is getting.
Furthermore, if you are aware of any pussy beggars in your circle of friends please tell him to change his ways as he is an embarrassment to every man on the planet.
by Nikhlr October 14, 2009
1) Any person hired by large organizations, foundations, corporations, think-tanks, non-profits, etc... to collect money for seemingly benign purposes. 2)Any person paid by any interest group, corporation, foundation, conglomerate, etc... to collect signatures for State Initiatives for seemingly benign legislation that in actuality only benefit said interest group. 3) Any politician seeking re-election.
1)Man, I was mobbed by some chem co. corporate beggars on my way lunch, I f@#% up and made eye contact with one- he wouldn't shutup about the terrorism resulting from the new plastic bag tax, waving some initiative in my face to repeal the tax.
by J Pickwick September 26, 2010
Wow this guy is suggesting the word "Crystal" with the definition as "Anyone named Crystal is un-sexy and a cheater." What a Urban-beggar
by Robberryan November 5, 2016