Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 20, 2018
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Something the entirety of Canada drink during the month of March in order to honor Mr. Beethoven's death.
American Girl: I'm so sad. Beethoven died so long ago. He was such a great man
Canadian Boi: Drink up some Beethoven juice. It's a respectful way to honor his death
by AnxiousWorm69 December 6, 2018
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Aka bever toven beef oven

Real og nigga was a chef and drawer
Beethoven was a og Ong
by Mommylover87272 February 14, 2022
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Beethoven the dog will never shut up when told to. He can be quite obnoxious at times, but is kind at heart. He can also be quite playful and very sweet.
Beethoven will never shut up.
by BubblesAreEverywhere August 19, 2022
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Beethoven the dog will never shut up when told to. He can be quite obnoxious at times, but is kind at heart. He’s also sweet and playful.
Beethoven will never shut up.
by BubblesAreEverywhere August 19, 2022
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The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.
I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.
by MozartsLeftNut January 13, 2011
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