1 definition by Jaebay

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 20, 2018
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